How I became a Bone Thugs n Harmony fan

Actually, now that I think about it. Im not REALLY a fan. But here is the story anyway.

Back in the day, my friend Lonnie and I would BATTLE  in Mortal Kombat 2 on Super Nintendo, daily! However, I didnt have a SNES. I would mostly play over Lonnies house. After a while, I was basically unbeatable. I was kicking Lonnies ass, day in and day out. I never got tired of kicking his ass. Those ass kickings soon spread on to his brothers, cousins, my friends, anybody that picked up that controller.

But between Lonnie and I, out of 100 matches… I MIGHT lose like 8; and 4 of those would be me fucking around. Eventually Lonnie got tired of getting his ass whooped when I was on the phone, or talking shit to somebody else who was sitting around watching us battle. I would be talking to them about how I was kicking his ass. Yes, Im that guy…. I talk a lot of shit. Tons.

So, to get him self hyped and to provide his self with ANY advantage he could, this nigga would throw on his Bone Thugs N Harmony tape. The E.1999 Eternal album. I used to FUCKING HATE this album. He was a big fan and he KNEW that I didnt fuck with them like that. He also knew I hated that album. Every time he would throw that shit on, I couldnt win some how. I was too distracted. I was going 1 and 10 n shit. I was PISSED!! It got to the point, where I was calling shenanigans, because that was the only way he could beat me. But he wasnt having it; AND since it was his fucking house, he proclaimed that he had the right to do whatever he wanted to do. Fine nigga.

So I told myself, Im going to find a way to like this bullshit. We battled so much and he played that shit so much, it actually grew on me. Something Lonnie DID NOT think would happen. The more the album grew on me. The more lop sided shit got lol. Eventually, I  was singin along…… …. harmonizing with these niggas n shit lol…. KICKING THIS NIGGAS ASS!!!! It eventually got to the point where I would let other people choose who they wanted me to kill them with. And I did. Ruthlessly lol… yes, that was a pun; deal with it.

Mind you, this game is all about murdering your opponent. That whole E.1999 album was about killing niggas! That shit went hand in hand! So numerous times, in the heat of battle. Right when I win, some line would come on about fucking a nigga up. And I used to know the whole album word for word damn near. So I as I won a game, or if I was right about to win a game. I would use this niggas fandom and bone lyrics to piss him off more. Especially if Mr. Bill Collector came on, it was FUCKING ON then lol. I used to be like…

I didnt wanna take his life… but the nigga tried to run and get away with mi yaaaayyyyyoooooooo

That shit still gets me hyped. I used to hate that fucking song. When I beat him and that shit was on, I would get up and do a victory cover of the song lmao. It was bad… and Im an awful person lmao. Fatalities and Flawless victories all over the place. No babalities. I dont believe in that shit. If we are competing, I want to kill you. Not turn you into a fuckin baby. That shit was always dumb to me lol, I never even tried to learn that shit.

So yea, every since that, Ive been a bone fan. Even though I havent liked shit they’ve put out since that album came out. Except their biggie and pac tracks….. and I never listen to them all the way through lol.

Mr. Bill Collector is my shit though… Ive played this shit like 4 times while I was typing this out.

For the record…. for the people talking shit. No, this album DID NOT turn me into a weed smoker. I didnt start smoking weed until, damn near, 10 years later lol. But when I started, it was even more reason for Budda Lovaz and Budsmokers to be in regular rotation lol.