Uhmah Park

Author: odotjdot

  • Jay-Z Typography Video

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    This video is dope. Not the most entertaining video in the world. Unless you REALLY love anything Brooklyn, including just watching the letters repeat over and over again. However, As a person who works in motion graphics and art daily. I think this shit is fucking dope! Jay-Z on iLike – Get updates inside iTunes…

  • The Xmas Flamingo

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    I crack my self up. I think its amusing that I find shit like this funny. So, I present to you, The Xmas Flamingo. Maybe you might find your self asking your self. What in the hell does a flamingo have to do with Xmas? Good question. I have no answer though. This is overly…

  • Plexico Burress Is Either Shamless Or Lying

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    At least thats what I think. I’ll admit to being a tad ignorant to this whole case, Ive honestly been trying to ignore the shit. But since I black out with SportsCenter on most nights, I have been subject to this bullshit anyway. As hard as Ive tried not to listen, because… fuck man, who…

  • Sleestacks Walk The Earth

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    Some time ago, I mentioned that somebody or something or something along those lines, resembled a Sleestack. I think it was The Man League Scoring System, where I made a reference. To my surprise, alot of people arent aware of what a Sleestack actually is. Well, let me show you. This this is a Sleestack:…

  • Products For Weenies: Awethumb

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    If by chance, you were sitting around one day, wondering if you were a weenie. Well I have the perfect test for you. If you think you might get great use out of this product, then there is a 99% chance you might be a weenie. With a 1% chance for special circumstances. I cant…

  • The Pro and Cons of Using EBT If You Arent On Government Assistance

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    King Juave = JD. Big Juave = OJ I’d explain the names, but fuck it, i dont feel like it right now. Im too busy laughing at this shit. if you know somebody with food stamps, and you think you want to use them… please consider the following lol and just incase you didnt read…

  • Soup Theater: Jordan Farmar Is After Your Neck

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    If you jump with a dude named “Jordan”… I dont care if its his first middle or last name. You have to think your chances of getting dunked on are super high lol. Or at least you should. Like Chris Bosh should have lol. If you are going to guard the basket, being damn near…

  • It wasnt a Terrorist Fist Jab! It was a Fist Kiss!

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    Days, Weeks, Months and “Over Time Ago” Barack Obama and his “Good Bride” were said to be exchanging Terrorist pleasantries before one of his speeches. Photographed here: Recently the matter has been cleared up, by Shaq and Mike (somebody) an espn anchor in this simple demonstration. LMAO a fucking fist kiss?!?!?! LMAO! Fucking Hilarious. So…

  • Vintage Soup: KJ for Mayor!

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    He did this nigga so damn dirty. lol Whats even funnier is that it was Kenny Smith playing some bullshit ass defense that got Hakeem banged on like this lol. Still one of the all time best soups ever. and of course I posted this, because KJ is now the Mayor of cowbell town (…

  • Psudeo Gucci P-Rods / Opening Day Air Jordans

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    Another excuse to buy more Gucci shit. Which is the plan! lol These shits kinda hurt my feet. But come to find out, I had these shits laced up kinda too tight. Which is a bit puzzling, but whatever. They still crack. I have a new policy of dressing shoes up. I used to buy…