Uhmah Park

Author: odotjdot

  • The Pathetic Bowl

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    First off I would like to say that I have a natural disdain for Notre Dame. I love to see them struggle and lose over and over again (although I did fall asleep on this game). So them starting off 0 – 3 is super fuckin great. Not only are they winless but touchdownless. Dont…

  • Toy Terrorist

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    Over at Engadget.com They were having a little caption contest with this picture. And I thought it would be pretty funny to add: “Other toys contain lead… this toy PUMPS YOU Full of LEAD! *evil robot laugh*” Which brings me to my next point. America is under attack on a new front. From a brand…

  • You Dont Know What Rape Is Like, For Years, I Thought It Was Funny

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    Just for the record, I dont think rape is funny. Not human rape at least lmao. Animal (on Animal) rape, however, something about that is kinda funny for whatever reason, I dont know what it is. Maybe because its really not rape but it looks like it? Anyway, Im rambling. Some people might recognize that…

  • Please Enjoy This Music While Your Party Is Reached

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    Have you ever tried to call some one on their cell phone and heard the phrase: Please enjoy this music while youre party is reached. This is potentially the worst shit ever. Because what happens when the song that comes on is some song you hate, and youre calling one of them muthafuckas that ALWAYS…

  • Pistol Grip Pump

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    I was raised in the hood called what the diffrence The brothers in the hood be chivalrous So I rest defense on my ligaments Pistol grip pump on my lap, riskin it Full life living it, never giving it back Too late for slipping, so slack up On my lap its on your lips so…

  • CHUCK that Soilder Boy!

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    You can fuck with this bullshit right here if you mutahfuckin want to… but a nigga like me? This gotdamn song makes me wanna cause myself harm. I remember the first time I heard this bullshit. This very video was playing in the background of some place I was at. I was kinda blowed, so…

  • The Black Does Not Rub Off!

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    I dont know how many people managed to catch the vh1 movie, Totally Awsome. Apparently not that many people lol. Not to say that all yall are missing all THAT much, but what you are missing for sure. But what you are missing for sure is the GUTTY ass character Tracey Morgan played on this…

  • Oh, Im on the toilet

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    Have you…. for whatever reason… been yanked out of your peaceful sleep because you had to take a vicious shit? If you havent, lucky you. But this has happen to me several times. And please believe me its wack EVERY single time, no matter the reason you have to take the vicious shit lol. To…

  • OJ Live On The Platform

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    Until monday night, from this current night… You can actually see me live on Internet TV, on The Platform (NSFW) a hip-hop show on PrimetimeUncensored. Put a person to the blog or what have you. You can watch me talk shit, and have a problem sitting still, and laughing way too hard. whatever lol. You…

  • Supreme Modation

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    I was talking to my good friend Dell, who has a similar background as myself, but really didnt stick to the demographic he was born into. kinda like my self. and we were talking about different we were from then to now. as ive gotten older, and started to make more money and do better…