Author: odotjdot

S.O.B.E.R. = Son Of a Bitch Everything is Real courtesy of my nigga DrewHa ( Drew ). ill never forget the night that nigga came up with that shit. So much shit happen that night. I was WAY too high, and WAY too drunk at Jamaica Gold. By the time i was JUST kinda faded,…

So Ive noticed something. Females might not know about this, actually, i cant think why they really would. But guys… you know when you go relieve your self in the mens room. And somebody is standing next to you……. NOW STOP! im not gonna say what you think imma say. Because i know what you…

So i was thinking the other day… Are niggas from the south hard of hearing? Maybe. Let me present my case…. Exibit A: Lil John…. What? Exibit B: Mike Jones…. Who? Exibit C: If another rapper comes out from another southern state repeating “Huh?” or “Can you hear me now?” or “Say Again?” buckwild in…

This game of hype between JD, RJ and myself has gotten out of hand. Let me show you… JD: please god hear my prayers, please let this last 30 minutes go by with the ultimate swiftness OJ: LOL OJ: LMAO JD: God? JD: is that you? OJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JD: Oh its big Juave OJ: LOL…

I think bordum has swept the fucking country tonite. At first, i thought i was a lazy muthafucka. But i hit up various people on my trusty buddy list and they too are just as bored as me. Bored and feeling kinda lazy. sigh… what to do what to do? Actually, i have a buncha…

…. how successful would i be if i sold roses on the side of the freeway? Or maybe fruit? what if i decided to change the game and sell candy on the side of the freeway? I wonder how successful i would be then. just a thought lol.

So i finally got up the doe to get an ipod. i waited and waited till one came out that i could fuck with. Really what kept happening is, i would have to spend my ipod moeny on something or some shit… for like 2 years… i couldnt get one for one reason or another.…

Heathen Hours = the best time to get shit done on sundayss loll. ( and for the slow muthafuckas ) you know, like when everybody is at church… but your ass is running the streets at various stores and or resturants trying to beat the church traffic / crowds n shit. yea lol… Heathen Hours.…

Lets just say… you could make a boogar talk… what would you make that shit say? ( feel free to leave a comment or 3 about the shit ) i was thinking the other day, if i was a nasty muthafucka that liked to fling boogars on niggas… i would probably make my boogar yell…

For anybody who happens to read this site ( for whatever reason ) and doesnt know all that much about me. I am 6 foot 6 inches tall. ( 230 lbs ) And with reading that, im pretty sure 99% of peoples minds are at the point of saying something like ” oh, he must…