Author: odotjdot

Thats right… the Uhmenhiem, like the Guggenhiem… but my shit is called the Uhmenhiem… its pretty dope if you ask me. lol im rather fond of the name lol. anyway…. But this here entry is to announce the grand opening of The Uhmenhiem, my new photoblog. i have been wanting to do a damn photoblog…

Drinkeasy.com this site is great… hands down. i am gonna cool out on the drinking ( and smoking … kinda ) till new years eve. but this site has a buncha great drinks to ruien your liver! when i redesign my shit ( sometime soon ) im going to have this as a perminate link…

I just had a thought…. Marge Simpson is ugly as fuck. look at her… she is far from beautiful. can cartoons be beautiful? YES! two words homie, Jessica Rabbit! im going to break the record for most post in one day. lol

Alright… i tried not to say anything. But i cant take it any fucking more. i’m sitting here… Watching monday night football, and they have this fucking half time segment that is the worst shit they have ever thought of! ABC and the monday night football staff apparently think it would be “COOL” to have…

I would like to say thank you to all the people that turned out for blowedgiving 2004 ( even tho, only like 1 of them actually read this here shit lol )… it was great… i know i had a good ass time. shot out to max for bring the grey goose! i was pretty…

Thank you for logging on to Uhmah Park. You know, I was sitting at my desk thinking…im a stingy muhfucka. I dont share enough. So, in light of that… i would like to share a thought i had today. Turkey bowling… What a waste of muthafuckin food. Im pretty sure there are some homeless people…

The new S.Carters are Red Black and Green….. SISSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! lol. Reebok is gonna be hot when they find out whats going on lol. I wont be buying a pair tho… I dont wear green. ( unless its in my wallet lol ). this concludes my blogger entry for the moment… Pardon me while I go…

Have you ever been walking around some where in a store…. Say… Walmart, and youre minding youre own damn bidness… then out of now where a very pungent aroma invades the thresholds of your nostril, like the US at the Iraqi border?!?!? Rendering your face into a very unflattering pose, leaving you embarrass as fuck…

Yesterday night… i made some GREAT GREAT GREAT ass spaghetti… i have olives and parmasian (sp) cheese on mine… i dont know what syl had on hers… but sadly… i followed that shit up with the absolute wackest batch of koolaid ive ever made…. my WHOLE life…. shit sucked lol. i drank that shit tho!…

” if ya ass wanna act / then you can leave ya ass where ya at ” — get low by lil john and eastside boys feat. the ying yang twins… that line there is probably the most prolific lines in respects to male / female relationships… ever. lol i promise. i started this post…