Author: odotjdot
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i bought the hype….
i guess marketing does work sometime… the last three times ive been to walmart ( one of the most crackinest places ever… i should honestly write about walmart ) ive gone to the hygine (sp) section and looked for Axe body deordorant… that shit with the commercial where they spray that shit… and females lose…
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i crack me up
i hate talkin on the phone… but i love when people get the wrong number or solicitors call… that brightens my day… i swear… i just got a call on my cell phone… ” high… is this womens world weekly? ” me: ” no… this is oj… at home… ” ” oh, sorry oj. *laugh*”…
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SLIZZZARD!!!
first off…. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but man… if i didnt know what slizzard was before… i have found out the meaning tonite lol the oj is folded. speaking of oj (me)… i been thinking… imma stop going by oj for a min… i will now respond to the name Joe. Joe Smith… simple and…
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… and fuck christmas some more!
I just got off the phone with one of my ex-girlfriends ( see FYI 1. umm scroll to the bottom of this long ass post… ) and she was telling me about her friend who she had a falling out with because she didnt get her a christmas presnt when they had both agreed to…
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Bah-fuckthatshit
I absolutely can not stand x-mas. i HATE… HATE HATE xmas… there is so much bullshit attatched to xmas its not even fuckin funny… xmas is a pain in the ass honestly. however… it does wonders for the economy… so i can bare it… this year it has been a little better… i stayed in…
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This just in….
This just in…. cheesecake of any kind has a life expectancy of less than, 48 hours in my house. and to be quite honest… thats too muthafuckin long. in other news… everything is once more correct with the world… i have miricale whipe, bbq sause, peanut butter, jelly and three loafs of bread in the…
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I dont see Dead People…
i suppose i should write on this shit… anyway. the other day… a nigga like me took a nap. it was like 11 pm ( i normally black out at 4 am, lately anyway ) i woke up at around 1 am. All the lights was on in my room, but the tv was on…
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So…. you wanna be a backpacker huh?
this shit was tha guts… so i thought id paste it for more people to see the homie john ( from south carolina… not my cousin ) showed me this like last week on some message board for hiphop wanna be retards… but this shit had me dyin. HOW TO BE A BACKPACKER By an…
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I just had a revalation!
man… its 9:33am… and i shouldnt be awake under no muthafuckin circumstances… i shoulda either took my black ass to bed several hours ago… or i should be getting up in like 30 min to a hour or two. but anyway… im up… ( some bullshit has happen inbetween when i started typing this shit…
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Some Real Shit
i just heard this dude say some shit like: there is a big difference between the right girl… and the right now girl. THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!!! somebody need to make a song dammit fuck i need a girl… i need a right now girl lol shit a inbetween the right girl… girl… lol…