Author: odotjdot

My business partner got duped when we moved over here (La Dera Heights). The landscape and buildings are super spiff, the whole lay out or whatever is super spiff. but where the dupafication comes in at is the part where they neglected to tell us that this muthafucka was built on top of the biggest ant hill…

ay yall…. my best friend is prejudice against ugly people. foreal… i am in no way bullshiting. You might even see her post some shit about her not being prejudice against ugly people. but tha fact of tha matter is…. it took her a hour and a half for her to think of one ugly…

and speaking of prejudice. im racist too… not against nobody in particular… everybody sucks lol and ill say some pretty racist shit… but id like to point out… that it doesnt have shit to do with anything that has happen recently… ive always been a racist lol im liable to say some fucked up shit……

i have decided to give my remote a name. the remote control to my tv will now be refered to as “The Great Remotedini” because i can never find tha muthafucka… usually i have to take hostages for tha muhfucka to show its self! sometime i even have to kill two hostages… my remote is…

i usually dont do this…. but i would like to give a quick shout out to tha guy that figured it would be a swell idea to get two peices of bread… and put some jelly and peanut butter inbetween them. tha inventor of pbj should have won tha nobel peace prize. also… i wanna…

as i walk around… i notice shit… and one of the things ive been noticing lately is that niggas ( dudes ) are wearing alot of accessories these days. headbands, wristbands, bracelets, bandaids where they have no scares ( had to ask this nigga sittin next to me in class… dude was like… aww nothin…

man… i dont know… call me what you want to lol but i just remembered somethin… i have a uncle… nigga is a recovering crack head… currently doing everything else except crack.. i think… i dont know… nigga just look it… fuck it… i know he on somethin… i just cant prove it… ANYWAY… when…

ojism’s: You can insert tha word “beyatch” in ANY song and it will damn near fit in there like its a snoop remix. if you dont believe me… call me and start singin a song and ill do that shit for you lol.

dammit… i hate when imma type something in this muhfucka and i forget what i was about to say. so fuck it… imma just post me and tha homie drew convo this nigga can sell ice to a eskimo talk a dogg offa meat truck… AND! can talk the devil into turning on tha AC…

*this just in* all previous reports that fabolus was the new mase were false. The Mase of the new millenium is NELLY wack bastard. i am convienced that mase was a slow muthafucka NOTE: “slow” is tha nigga code word for “retarded” that nigga just wasnt there all tha time. he couldnt have been to…