Category: On GP (General Purposes)
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Dear Summer
Dear Summer, You know Im going to miss you. I love the summer time and everything that comes with it. I love everything right now. Currently im driving down the 134 freeway, east bound, rolling through Glendale. The moon is full and hovering over the city scape. The moon isnt all that “high” in the…
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Going down with my people!
Ive been on a freelance on-site gig for about 3 weeks now. To save gas and to avoid any amount of traffic possible, I take the subway into work. When im standing around with the crowd of people waiting on a train to show up, i walk up and down the crowd to figure out…
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I see you lookin, witcho lookin ass!
Heres some TMI for that ass; I take about 3 shits a day on average. (See what I did there?) I cant think of any time in my whole life where ive only taken one shit in a 24 hour span. My bowels are active and unpredictable. Which means I can be anywhere and my…
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Tomorrow’s just your future yesterday
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson is probably my favorite Late night show. Sadly, I hardly ever get to watch it. This man is hilarious. Theres a lot of things I like and love about this show, but one of my favorite things is the theme song. Here is the link to the full…
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Pizza Hero or Loser?
Dominos latest marketing efforts revolves around an iPad app/game called “Pizza Hero“, heres the commercial. So… You mean to tell me, that IF you become good enough at this game. Dominos will INVITE you to become a real pizza maker… sorry, “Pizza Chef”. For minimum wage. At one of their hole in the wall, hot…
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Stay In The House
I’m not all that great at dominos. But I’m getting better. Watch out niggas! I’m a very bad winner. Very very very bad winner lol.