Category: On GP (General Purposes)

i droped my muthafuckin cell phone, in the muthafuckin toilet! ugh nigga huh? well the toilet was piss-less before i droped that bitch in there. so i escaped having to reach my hand in a piss filled toilet bowl. however… my phone was still muthafuckin folded! it was about to get back to workin for…

a few weeks back… the funnist shit happen. this little boy at the national spelling bee, fucking fainted when asked to spell a word he had never heard of and didnt know exsisted. wooooooo it was one of the top 10 funniest things to happen this year, i promise. He steped up to the mic,…

I have been celerbrating my 25th birthday for about the last 10 days! and ive been having the time of my fuckin life! gotdamn! i even have the pictures to prove some of it. not all of it. because ive been drunk as fuck and high as hell for most of the more memorable moments.…

Im Black and im Proud!!! lol the other day at fatbuger i played that shit on the juke box. with a diner fulla white people. me and the homie thought it was pretty damn funny lol. nobody else laughed tho. i also played that all blues by miles daivs off the kind of blue album.…

This day, the 27th of May, marks the 25th year of my being. Thats right. today is my birthday… and im turning 25 years old. What am i doing today? more than likely ill be working today. When i offically wake up for the day that is… im still up from yesterday, which was that…

edit: i was so gone… i forgot to give this bitch a title till the next morning lol i was minding my own business… unsober as hell. and i had a thought: Why do cartoon characters wear gloves? What point does that serve? isnt it already absurd enough that some animal can stand on two…

i was bumpin my oldies last night ( extra unsober )… and decided to look thru old pictures and ended up posting them shits in my photogallery. and since i have a lil time to kill… i thought id share a lil bit. These pictures are extra old… they are post highschool, BARELY! these are…

If you read the previous entry. It is painfully clear that i was a victim of a pretty cold hangover the other day. What it was, was. The night previous, i had a few people over, and i made some margaritas for us. Now… on Cinco De Mayo… i made margaritas, and i had some…

have you ever seen that shirt that says ” One Tequilla, Two Tequilla, Three Tequilla, FLOOR! ” lol that shit always makes me laugh. and sadly, thats how i feel right now… except i was FRUNK AS DUCK yesterday night. good lord. but at the moment, im feeling like im on the floor. stuck as…

i still like that gas face track… that shit is classic material! Right now… Calvin’s Sell out ass would be a reciepiant of a sour ass gas face. Now that i think about it lol. Anyway… I swear, i dont publish this shit with any real intentions, other to tell a story about something that…