Category: On GP (General Purposes)

  • The ChickenHead huh?

    Apperently… there is a new dance out called “The Chicken Head”. fucking wow. i cant believe this shit. Now everybody knows what the fuck a ChickenHead is… why in the fuck would some asshole make up a dance called the chicken head… and furthermore… why would a female with any self respect be caught dead…

  • Strung Out

    Recently… the homie calvin got his DSL turned back on… and this nigga was on the net for like 19 straight hours ( lol ok maybe not that long ). but homie is 100% addicted to the net… shit alot of people are addicted to the net. Which reminds me of some shit i was…

  • I gotta joke….

    i woke up today and this shit was waiting for me on AIM lol I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific. If I say “Rock” it plays rock and roll. If I say “Rap” it plays rap. If I say “Love” it plays love songs. Three kids ran out in front…

  • Lakers Live

    i went to see the lakers play the cavs…. at staples. it was pretty crackin… till fuckin kobe got hurt. shit sucked… oh well… im going to the game again on saturday! it goes DOWN! also today… i had cheese cake from jerrys deli. i was eating that shit and it felt like i was…

  • You know what?

    Cleaning out your ears shouldnt feel so damn good. man.

  • Little known OJ facts

    i dont know who knows ( or cares for that matter… but since this is MY shit… fuck you lol ) but i think most people who read this shit knows i can hold my own in the kitchen… you give me a reciepe and i can make some pretty spectacular shit. ( if errin…

  • California Love

    The following is one of the truest rants ever spewed anywhere…. ever. Bill Maher has a show on HBO called Real Time with Bill Maher, the new season starts Jan. 16th at 8. But this was the last show i seen… from i beleive the last ep. of last season. At the end of every…

  • New Years Resolutions

    i have two new years resolutions… 1. Make 5000 dollars a month residually. im pretty confident i can pull it off. 2. Get the Los Angeles Social Club (www.lasocialclub.com) off the ground. What is the LA Social Club? first and foremost… its not no gay shit. lol… last year… errin and i decided it would…

  • George Carlin is the guts

    he always says lil shit that has me fuckin rollin. “….. here i have a letter from the national pancake institute that reads: Fuck Waffles! ” LMAO!!! “…. dont let me be attacked by a man with a french tickler and a space helmet ….” lol!! ” ………. have you noticed that mice have no…

  • Friendly J

    im not the friendliest muthafucka. ive never claimed to be nice or anything like that. but… on New Years Eve… i turn into a completely different person lol. i speak to EVERY fuckin body. im friendly with everybody… i be givin out hugs and be on some HAPPY NEW YEARS shit all day. especially if…