Category: On GP (General Purposes)

*this just in* all previous reports that fabolus was the new mase were false. The Mase of the new millenium is NELLY wack bastard. i am convienced that mase was a slow muthafucka NOTE: “slow” is tha nigga code word for “retarded” that nigga just wasnt there all tha time. he couldnt have been to…

dammit… i hate when imma type something in this muhfucka and i forget what i was about to say. so fuck it… imma just post me and tha homie drew convo this nigga can sell ice to a eskimo talk a dogg offa meat truck… AND! can talk the devil into turning on tha AC…

dont… dont dont dont….. dont… dont…… DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE 2 way pagers are ALLL HYPE why do you say that oj? Because you cant do that shit and drive at tha same time…. therefore tha shit serves no purpose at all. Unless you feel like you have to impress the multitude of dumb muthafuckas…

as racist and fucked up as this might seem… Syl has just informed me that her stomach has been hijacked by cramps… and that her cycle is a terrorist … ok… im done laughin… that shit was tha guts.

People always ask me… what in tha hell is tha guts???? the guts = funny it comes from the term “to buss a gut” as in i was laughing so hard i almost busted a gut. eventually the term was reduced to just saying… the guts. the guts is kinda a old word ive been…

i would like to say something very serious. i have lived with females all my life, and i realize that it is VERY VERY hard to be a female. i mean damn! tha shit females go thru just seems so BOTHERSOM to me. Tha fuckin HAIR… tha fuckin PERIOD… tha fuckin MENTAL ISSUES!!!! tha fuckin…

i had a thought… do large size models have hard diets to go by and work out scheduels to follow? or do they just kinda chill… because… i mean… damn? how hard is it to maintain thier…. shape? …. i HAD a thought… syl kinda ruined it for me… and told me how it really…

oh no… say it aint so… please tell me that air burshed clothing is not muthafuckin commin back in style? i dont think i can take that shit again…. this time it looks like its air brush AND rhine stones…. which really fuckin sucks… this blows… niggas boi….

hm. i know alot of people on the net a couple years ago… i was on the net… on voice chat… BORED as shit ( fyi: i dont chat any more and i hate voice chat ). Anyway, i was talkin shit to somebody… and then… tha room started to shake…….. I live in Califorina……

hell naw this comedian on tv said i like parties…. but i dont like pinatas ( pin ya tah’s )… pinatas support violence against flamboiant animals…. THEN tha muhfucka said… im going to go to the beach… and burry big peices of metal… that say “get a life” on em. damn that shit was funny…