Category: On GP (General Purposes)

goin thru my shit… i gotta joke… Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: “When…

i really HATE explaining my self… so buss it… this is for tha people whos email address i dont have Hey I know some of you are wondering why I am emailing you because everybody knows I don’t get my email on too often. But whas goin on is im lazy, and I only wanna…

Niggas is skanless…. so i know alotta people on the internet right… these muthafuckas… they ask ME how IM doing… i say… well… not to swift… nigga been sick they say… sick? whas tha matter wit you? i say… food poisoning they say… word? ( or somethin to that effect ) what did you eat?…

warning! Do not eat the Strawberry Cheese Cake from Mc Death ( commonly known as Mc Donalds ) That shit is not only slightly bareable…. but… will give yo ass FOOD POISONING!!!! Spread tha word…. I would… but you see… i am on my gotdamn death bed because nobody warned my black ass. Which is…

damn im sleepy…. i need to catch me some black out… but before i render my self comatose i would like to share one of the funniest muthafucking things i have ever heard. lady says: hey… you shouldnt call all women bitches! dude says: hey, i dont call all hoes bitches, sometime i call them…

I just thought of something…. One can not deny that the internet is the brain child of a white person or people. Mainly because of the term ” Surf the net ” Now… if it was the brain child of some one Black or Latino, lol muhfuckas would be sayin “cruise the net” or “stroll…

ok… im not gonna front… i used to like tha shit… and i still do… and will be downloading the mp3 in a lil while… but what in tha fuck is a dum dum dittaayyyyyyy? and what tha fuck would possess a muhfucka to say that shit? now… i am SAY some retarded shit on…

man… i know im not tha only person who has seen the new ms cleo commericals wit her talkin about why pay 5.99 per min when you can be paying only 99 cent per min. what kinda shit is that? discount bullshit? i dont giva fuck if im payin 20 bucks a min or 5…

some shit. i just remembered some shit back when i used to stay in phoenix ( i often refer to the place as hell ) i had some friends or whatever… and we was cool and one not… but one fuckin day… a couple of us are at the homies house… mind you we never…

!!!!UPDATE!!!! ok… i know many of you have read the story about the robbery ( i dont wanna give it away for the people who havent read tha shit yet… scroll down muhfuckas scroll down… u can not read this shit if you dont read tha one a few post down… when you get to…