One day on The Daily Show or the Colbert Report, I heard this joke and I wanted to share it with you all.
One night, late at night. A man is in his house, in his bed and just when he had gotten comfortable; Out of no where there is a loud knock on the door. The man gets up in a grumpy state and answers the door. Its a snail, and he is selling life insurance. Just as the snail starts into his pitch, the man gets super pissed and KICKS the snail and slams the door!
Two years later, there is knock on the door. Its the snail. And he says “What the fuck was that all about?!”
LMAO!!! that shit CRACKS ME THE FUCK UP!!! I love simple jokes lol
Im not sure if thats how the joke went exactly. For you quote historians that remember every exact word that was ever said that you ever heard, ever. But thats basically it. Shit was hilarious!