Uhmah Park

Category: Guttie Shit

  • Cybergoth dance function under a bridge

    Cybergoth dance function under a bridge

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    “If yall dont get yall friends… “ That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. That’s what we used to say about ravers in high school when we used to watch them dance at lunch or something. “NOPE! Them is YO friends!” I never thought I’d see this ever in my…

  • Cedric Ceballos – Flow on

    Cedric Ceballos – Flow on

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    Im very upset this is a real thing.  I didnt know this existed until today, thanks to JD. smh. asshole lol. I tried not to click on it, but based on a few jokes, I couldnt resist. Im posting this here because I dont believe I should have to be the only one who didnt…

  • Ray J’s “I Hit It First” read by Morgan Freeman

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    I’ve never heard the full, real version of this song. And now, thanks to this awesome reading, I will never have to. And if you havent heard the real song, dont worry about it. Just sit back and let the best Morgan Freeman impersonator read the lyrics as if they were an elegant poem. I…

  • Dont catch a Cunt Punt, Bitch!

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    Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter from Michael Shannon Lets file this shit right here under videos you shouldnt watch at work. Even with ear buds/headset or what have you. This is classic lol. My homegirl sent me this earlier, and im not going to lie, i wasnt going to watch this…

  • We can film you on TV with the filming notice sign

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    This fucking killed me lol. This is an LA thing lol. People dont give a fuck about the Filming notice sign. they will just walk through your set, like fuck you, I have some where to be at right now. Deal with it, this is happening. lol

  • OJ The Snowman Hut

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    This man Eman is fucking dumb lmao. Out of complete bordom, a few years back, this man decided to go out in the front yard and built a snow man and named it OJ the snow man because I believe snow is a creation of the Devil himself (because it most definitely is). So this year, randomly…

  • My Daddy Owns This Plantation!!!!

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      Mixed kids be so confused lol. The White half of my friend Monique wants to oppress me. The other half wants to join in on the work the White half is trying to get all her black friends to do. Because the Black half is the white half’s slave lol; clearly lol. What kinda…

  • A Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Cover by DMX

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      This was fucking awesome! The other day the homie Eman sent me a text in the middle of a meeting that said “Nigga… youtube ‘DMX RUDOLPH’  like right now”. If you know me, you know the chances of me actually following through on some shit like that are SLIM lol. But for whatever reason,…

  • I believe a wall post is a binding legal contract that can override a terms of service agreement.

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    CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos LMAOOOO ive been wondering what the hell this was about! I never get passed the first couple of sentences because its clear bullshit lmao. IF you sign up for a web service for free, what you are doing is giving them data and content to make money off of; and in…

  • How not to take company profile photos

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    First let me say that Im only freelancing at the place. Im not officially an employee. This information is pertinent because the homie was the person responsible for taking the company profile photos. We were yapping it up while he was setting the camera up and somebody asked if I was taking a picture. I was like…