Category: Guttie Shit

  • OJs shitty advice: Did you take your pants off holmes?

    Im a tall guy; im six feet, six inches tall. So its not a problem for me to look over a bath room stall wall. At a glance, I wouldnt see anybody taking a shit, typing out a blog entry, waiting for this friday to be over already. But i can at least see the…

  • Talk crap, I’ll throw AIDS at your car!

    This here rapper goes by the name Krispy Kreme (no A). If you talk shit to this man, he will throw AIDS at your car. Plain and simple. This is way too funny. This whole song is quotable. I had to listen to this 4 times to figure out which line I wanted to use…

  • I Run The Military and Im in Your Hood!

    I love all these uber ignorant Barack Obama parody videos. I dont care whos offended. This shit is AWESOME. I cant help it. The super funny part to me is, the President does get his thug on. For instance: Yesterday, was the Death Anniversary of Bin Laden, out of no where, Obama shows up in…

  • Direct TV Just Lost My Business Forever!

    In this commercial, Direct TV would have you believe that being up for anything is a bad idea. Well I have news for you direct tv, Im usually up for anything. Further more and more importantly, I would LOVE to reenact scenes from Platoon with the Warlock himself!!! What the fuck is wrong with you Direct TV?!?!…

  • Fresh Prince In Paris

    Who ever did this is great…. and very fucking ignorant lol. I feel like Will Smith did this himself lol. Like he spent time groovin on all those episodes of Fresh Prince of Bel Air (one of my favorite all time shows) just to lead up to the making of this video lol. Speaking of…

  • Dont Re-Nig

    This happen in real life. Everybody is offended and all that, but as far as OJ goes. I laughed first. This shit was pretty fucking funny. Its like one of those lame greeting cards that makes you chuckle because its clever, but lame. Even tho technically, they’re using the term “Re-nig” wrong. Its still hella…

  • Shaq / Tiger Kung Fu Battle

    This is great. I love old Kung Fu movies, I have a small collection. I also have damn hella  martial arts movies on netflix in my instant queue lol. I need to take time out to watch em already. Ive been bullshitting.

  • Occupy My Night Stick!

    The Occupy Wall Street Lego set is now here!!! HOLY SHIT! this is fucking hilarious!!! Kids being involved in adult jokes is damn near ALWAYS funny to me! They came through and crashed the camp n shit. Shout out to my cousin Chris for posting this to facebook. Ive watched this like 8 times

  • Herman Cain gets Barbra Walters to do her best Lil Jon

    The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook Like a lot of Daily Show viewers, Im pretty fucking high when Im watching the Daily Show. The other night, this segment comes on and damn near kills me!!! Even though Herman Cain has dropped…

  • Oops

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZlGPhntPaU&feature=colike This mans “Oops” ending to an awkward stumbling of words he know he knows will live in political infamy for a while. It has “Boom goes the dynamite” potential lol. Rick Perry reminds of of a knock off pre 911 George Bush. He seems like Bush’s dumb cool guy cousin. Its like he learned everything he knows…