Uhmah Park

Category: commercial reviews

  • Direct TV Just Lost My Business Forever!

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    In this commercial, Direct TV would have you believe that being up for anything is a bad idea. Well I have news for you direct tv, Im usually up for anything. Further more and more importantly, I would LOVE to reenact scenes from Platoon with the Warlock himself!!! What the fuck is wrong with you Direct TV?!?!…

  • ESPN is the 1%

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RArtnaLkwr4   This commercial is kind of hilarious. Scott Van Pelt ignored the hell out of this dude lol. Instead of supporting the small business man, this guy choose to support the automatic job killing vending machine of some major corporation. Shame on you Scott Van Pelt and ESPN. You’re sending a bad message… no…

  • COQ ROQ

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    I remember a lot of commercials Ive seen over the years randomly. The other day, out of the clear blue, I remembered this very awesome rock band made up by Burger King called Coq Roq; I FUCKING LOVE THEM!!!! They rocked way too fucking hard to be a fictitious band lol. They had two commercials,…

  • Free Doritos?

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    This commercial is hilarious! “Promotion?? Not in your future!” Gutty material!

  • Never Say No To The Panda

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    If you know me, you know I love commercials. I fancy myself a Commercial Critic, even. This shit here?!?!?!?! This is possibly the funniest commercial series there EVER was, EVER in the history of EVER for as long as there is an EVER. I dont even want to break this video down. Its one of…

  • Foreals Player???

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    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT!!!!! If you dont know by now, I fancy myself a critic of commercials. No Im not in marketing or advertising… not really at least. But I love a good commercial. Clearly the apex of this commercial for me is when the white guy goes “Foreals Player???” Every time I think about…

  • The White Trash version of Billy D Williams

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    There is a White Trash version of this Billy D Williams… His name? … His name is Keith Stone… Keith Stone? Thats right… so smooth. Just like Billy D. Pushing some liquor… just like Billy D. With ridiculous ass hair… just like Billy D. (I dont give a fuck what year it was or is,…

  • Simulated bad sportsmanship, do not attempt

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    This commercial is the fucking GUTS. Mainly because I could see this happening in real life lol. If any one of my friends tried this shit, there would be a fucking fight. Same goes if I did it to one of them. I’d never hear the end of it. These dudes would swear I was…

  • Ray Lewis’ Old Spice Commercial: WTF?

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    What in the damn hell is this here about?!!? First off, why is this man covered in suds? Bathrooms and suds are strictly reserved for hiding titties and ass on women. Making suds sexy. I KNEW good and gotdamn well that these suds were fake but I was still worried as fuck that I would…

  • The Pepsi Vs Coke Commercial We’ve All Been Waiting For

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    … or at least i have! lol Clearly I support violence as a way of settling differences and violations of ones personal rules/space lol Every since the first one (I dont feel like looking for it) I’ve been waiting for these fools to scrap. LOL this is awesome! If they could have scripted an all…