Uhmah Park

Author: odotjdot

  • And what manner of Fuckery must we put up with today!?!?

    And what manner of Fuckery must we put up with today!?!?

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    I used to read the comic section daily. Garfield and Non Sequitur are my favorites! One monday morning, in ’03 or ’04, I saw this, and I instantly incorporated the word “Jackassery” and then the remix of it “Fuckery”; into my vocabulary, and I’ve been using it every since. This shit killed me when I first…

  • Best Yoga Mat Ad Ever

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    Another awesome link from one of my favorite friends! This shit here is way too fucking funny. Awesome narration. It needs to be taken to audio; by Morgan Freeman, if at all possible!! lol I cried my own actual tears reading this shit around the 1:15pm mark. I couldnt hold it in any longer. I…

  • Ray J’s “I Hit It First” read by Morgan Freeman

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    I’ve never heard the full, real version of this song. And now, thanks to this awesome reading, I will never have to. And if you havent heard the real song, dont worry about it. Just sit back and let the best Morgan Freeman impersonator read the lyrics as if they were an elegant poem. I…

  • The Batterram – You cant stop this baby!

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    THIS IS MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So Im minding my own business here at work. … Working and shit like that…. or something like it lol. Out of no where, this song pops in my head. I had to search it. Bumped it, and now Im sharing it with the world; because Im awesome like that. You might…

  • Dont catch a Cunt Punt, Bitch!

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    Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter from Michael Shannon Lets file this shit right here under videos you shouldnt watch at work. Even with ear buds/headset or what have you. This is classic lol. My homegirl sent me this earlier, and im not going to lie, i wasnt going to watch this…

  • We can film you on TV with the filming notice sign

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    This fucking killed me lol. This is an LA thing lol. People dont give a fuck about the Filming notice sign. they will just walk through your set, like fuck you, I have some where to be at right now. Deal with it, this is happening. lol

  • Easy on my balls, they’re fragile as eggs.

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    I’m just sittin’ right, in my class at a quarter to ten right? Waiting patiently for the class to begin right? Teacher says “open up your texts and read the first paragraph on Oral sex!” I said “Oral sex!, what kind of class is this?!” The girl next to me said “what’s wrong with you…

  • Bitch Dont Kill My Vibe Remix

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      I so need to start blogging more often lol. Anyway, this shit is fucking awesome. Jay came through on his verse, but its clear that K dot was having none of that out shine me on my own song shit. Thats what the fuck I’m talking about. “When I heard that thing he sent…

  • OJ The Snowman Hut

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    This man Eman is fucking dumb lmao. Out of complete bordom, a few years back, this man decided to go out in the front yard and built a snow man and named it OJ the snow man because I believe snow is a creation of the Devil himself (because it most definitely is). So this year, randomly…

  • Check The Quote – George 2.0

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    It looks like the homie George 2.0 has an EP coming out soon. This man jumped on his own beat and tore that shit down! I like this. Its going into the rotation when it comes out. This man is pretty damn talented. He has a 1 man play called “Any 1 Man.” I saw it…