Category: Blowed Thoughts
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No, Its the dust homie
So I was sitting here watching espn. And it seems that the DLP people have paid for alot of advertising on the network. Ive seen every version of “Its the MEEEEEERs”. You know this commercial here: video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_w4cv6T_Fk First of all… let me tell you why this is a blowed commercial. Because there is a little…
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Guilt Free Racisim For Everyone!
I know for sure, Im not the only person out there who watches Cavemen on ABC. I might be one of two Black people that watch this show though, because out of most of my friends that Ive polled (the majority of whom happen to be Black like myself) none of them watch the show.…
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Juaves Revenge!
Juaves Revenge is the name of my fantasy football team. And one day, I was going through some things. I was kinda blowed. I came across this elephant skull, then I had the idea to do this shit here. And since apparently Im the worst person there ever was on the face of the fucking…
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Toy Terrorist
Over at Engadget.com They were having a little caption contest with this picture. And I thought it would be pretty funny to add: “Other toys contain lead… this toy PUMPS YOU Full of LEAD! *evil robot laugh*” Which brings me to my next point. America is under attack on a new front. From a brand…
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You Dont Know What Rape Is Like, For Years, I Thought It Was Funny
Just for the record, I dont think rape is funny. Not human rape at least lmao. Animal (on Animal) rape, however, something about that is kinda funny for whatever reason, I dont know what it is. Maybe because its really not rape but it looks like it? Anyway, Im rambling. Some people might recognize that…
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Please Enjoy This Music While Your Party Is Reached
Have you ever tried to call some one on their cell phone and heard the phrase: Please enjoy this music while youre party is reached. This is potentially the worst shit ever. Because what happens when the song that comes on is some song you hate, and youre calling one of them muthafuckas that ALWAYS…
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So What?
“Youre quite confident despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary… fascinating!” – lil tony blair. That was the the funniest shit ive heard all gotdamn day!!! holy shit! Lil Bush is the funniest shit on TV. I cant believe the “most powerful man in the world” is sitting by letting these people talk THIS much shit.…
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OJ, Youre Fuckin Dumb. An Ongoing Story…
so, i was minding my own business one day and i had a thought. so… lets say some random hick, decides one day that he wants to have sex with one of his farm animals. like yea ok… i been eyeing this sheep for a few days now. and i think imma have me a…