Uhmah Park

Category: Blowed Thoughts

  • My George Carlin Entry

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    George Carlin died today and there are millions of people on the internet typing out entries as to how great he was. He was indeed a great comic. I’ve been watching his act since I was like 10. I didnt get some of the jokes of course, but I was a pretty smart kid and…

  • Ring My Bell

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    Hilarious. lol seven7emcees: Shan said “i’m talkin’ planes and boats, cuz i spit shit directly aimed at throats, i got doorbells wit’ REAL bitches singin’ the notes..” O2thaJ: ! O2thaJ: gotdamn! seven7emcees: MC Shan is hard B O2thaJ: with real bitches singin the notes O2thaJ: thats the one right there lol seven7emcees: lol haha O2thaJ:…

  • This Is What Happens When: You Wake Up High And Drunk, Still

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    This is what happens when you wake up high and drunk… still. Because you were getting high and drunk as hell maybe a hour or so earlier and you thought you was about to sleep it off, but you woke up prematurely for some reason. This is what happens: video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsG0_w69Ykc You know what I think…

  • Involuntary Suicide Partners

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    Earlier today, I was on the phone with Resha, and she was telling me how she was looking at some poor seeing eye dog. He was stuck in the rain, looking depressed as fuck that his owner had him in the rain. Stuck, wet and miserable looking. And that got me to thinking… What if…

  • My Bathroom Smells Like….

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    At this very moment my bathroom smells like a Baja fig & oakmoss candle, shit, and Vanilla OG. I stink lol. Just thought id put that out there…. for the hell of it. The End.

  • Pau Gasol = White Jesus!

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    Anybody that knows me knows I’m a huge Laker Fan. I’ve never blogged about the Lakers too much, because I always get trapped into defending Kobe’s character as a person. And as a basketball player and los angeles resident and disenchanted muthafucka over all… I can say that Kobe Bryant is my fucking favorite basketball…

  • Better Education?

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    People say they want better education in this country. Oh? I was thinking, what does better education REALLY mean? Doesnt it mean more competition for naturally smart and driven muthafuckas? Who wants more competition? We all cant build myspace and facebook. Maybe thats why rich people put there kids in private schools and well to…

  • Its Raining Weed!

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    Just as I post about how people think I smoke too much, and I really dont. Turns out later on, I had a pretty blowed thought. I was rollin me a blunt of LA Confidential ( one of my favs… mmmm) , and I dropped a nugget on the floor as I was breakin it…

  • Can You Get Away?

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    So… whats the over under on how long it took for this white boy to get his ass whooped? video://www.youtube.com/v/Bh3XDMzcdtU This shit is so fucking funny to me… I cant fucking help it. At first look… it may look like this Black guy is some white washed nerdy guy. With his scraggly white friend. Until…

  • I Wanna Work From Home Too!

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    If you a frequent watcher of espn or headline news like I am, then maybe youve heard of “The Work At Home Institute” (watch me get hella spam now lol). And I had a thought. First of all, lol, if you check the website, this fucking place has a fucking “seal” that says “POSTERUS SECURUS”…