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Category: THE INS

  • The Chris Brown Protection Agency

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    In the wake of women every where looking at there could be / would be significant others like they “really do wish you would think you can put your gotdamn hands on me”. The rare case of reverse domestic violence has grown in alarming numbers. Specifically in Fairfeild, Conn. Where a man, terrified for his…

  • AIG Exec’s Makes Obamas Personal Shit List

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    Recently it was reported that AIG rewarded $165 Million dollars in bonuses to deriviative traders. Some of the people who did a poor job, at their job and killed the company. Earlier today the President expressed his outrage and managed to slip in a joke lol. I wonder how these guys feel to hear the…

  • You Cant Trust A Man With Bad Bangs

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    Its truly a new day. White people cant get away with shit anymore.  Everybody is making money off Obama. But as soon as one white guy with a really white last name (Blagojevich) tries to sell Obamas old Senate seat. They throw try to throw the book at this man! He not only does he…

  • Letterman to McCain: John, tell me how my Ass Taste!

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    If you managed to miss this some how. Or you dont know some how. John McCain was suppose to be on Late Night with David Letterman. One of my favorite shows i ever watch. If i could only take the first 30 min, i would. lol but with Chris Rock being on and this shit.…

  • John Edwards – Whats on your Ipod?

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    Today John Edwards admitted he was fucking around on his wife, around 1996 or so. Apparently his wife and his family knew about it, and they had resolved the issue a long time ago. But he has been lying about the shit since 2007. His bad. lol But good ol John is defending his baby…

  • My George Carlin Entry

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    George Carlin died today and there are millions of people on the internet typing out entries as to how great he was. He was indeed a great comic. I’ve been watching his act since I was like 10. I didnt get some of the jokes of course, but I was a pretty smart kid and…

  • Articles from the future NOW: Jalen Rose Gets Fired For Selling Final Calls at Espn

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    Bristol, Connecticut – Jalen Rose was fired the other day for what was referred to as “Aggressive and forceful sales tactics of religious materials” at the ESPN Studios. The retired nba star apparently has recently converted to the Nation of Islam, and like most new NOI members, they are enthusiastic about pushing their new found…

  • Tehran to clinton: Bitch what?!?

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    Hilary is refuses to stop fucking up. Recently the leader of Iran went to the UN bitching and whining about Hilary saying that she would obliterate Iran if they dared attacked israel. Obliterate?!?! Doesn’t that seem kinda rough? Why didn’t she just say “id cut Tehrans fucking dick off!”… Might as well lol damn. Im…

  • Pluto Is Not In A Zen Place

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    video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS3YDBR81uw “Pluto is not in a zen place…” is what Sylvia said after seeing this video, shit was the guts lmao. lol I hate bad ass little kids, and if they just happen to get fucked up for being bad, then oh well. lol So apparently the little boy being chased kicked Pluto in the…

  • Being Too Wack For Ones Own Good. The K-Feezy Edition

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    This is what happens when youre percived as being too wack AND lame for your own good. “Somebody” put a hit on on this mans life. And for what? Because he’s wack? Thats a reason to take another persons life? Because he did Brittney Spears dirty? Because he is perceived as a male gold digger?…