Category: On GP (General Purposes)

  • It should be a crime to be this lazy

    i know im lazy… i care… but then again. im too lazy to care. it would take too much work. i try to work on it. and i am. but i get lazy and say fuck it. if blinking wasnt an involentary function, id have dry eye problems for sure lol. im pretty sure its…

  • For $5,000 Would You…

    before i ask this question… let me explain why i say, “Would you, for 5g’s”, because 5g’s aint alot of money… but it is, but it aint lol. its enough for you to say fuck it… i aint doing that shit!! but its enough to pay off some bills and buy something you been wanting…

  • Goodbye, Old Friend.

    Today… i said goodbye to an old friend. although many disliked him. he has really never done me wrong, when he could help it. i used to stick up for him time and time again. defended him from many threats and bullshit. i had is back. sigh, but times change. and shit changes… it just…

  • You Look Like, You Smell Like…. Piss.

    I have been called “mean” by just about everybody i know. Including both my parents. OJ is fucking mean. whatever… im not THAT mean. ive even heard of people ( no one in particular… honestly ) that did not want to fuck with me, because they was afraid that i was too mean… whatever. im…

  • WWOJD 1

    What Would OJ Do? for some reason… people are alaways asking me… say OJ, would you do this that or the other? i suppose they are amused by my answers for whatever reason. sometimes yes, sometimes no… but for whatever reason im always being asked. anyway… so the other day, i was talkin to my…

  • Muthafuckas Say…

    Muthafuckas say… yea… i dont like raw fish! i dont eat raw fish! sushi? ugh! im so cool on raw fish… but them same muthafuckas are quick to eat a tuna sandwich. yes… i am guilty of this lol. i just realized yesterday night ( morning… it was like 4am ) when i was making…

  • OJ Is Fucking Crazy…

    Im not crazy… im just not scared. thats it, thats all.

  • When I Get High

    i have a poem. its called When I Get High buss it…. When i get high sometimes i get too high but i can see why, what is what and why is why i could eat a whole apple pie when im high it feels like the fog has been cleared from in front of…

  • How Jokes Evolve

    Some people ask me… say oj, how do you and your friends come up with this retarded ass shit you write about in your blogger. And of course there is a story behind it… usually shit evolves from other shit. for example: “The Guts” evolved from when niggas used to say… “i almost busted a…

  • How Rude!

    so i was in the store… got my shit… i was ready to leave. headed to the door. some guy, trying to enter the store, gets to the door a step or two after i do. and as an act of decentcy and humanity, i hold the door open for said buddy, no big deal,…