Category: On GP (General Purposes)

its raining fuckin wilderbeast and walrusses ( say three times fast….. with out laughing! ) nigga its raining hard as fuck. there is water every gotdamn where. fuck. but… im hungry as fuck, and i need substainace! so i headed out to mc donalds… rolling through a airbone fuckin air tsunami ( was that insenstive?…

you want to bomb my house my main man? lmao wooo shit!!! im watching southpark right now. the one where cartman trys to spread xmas joy to iraq. and these niggas shot santas fat ass right out the muthafuckin sky. then they tourtured him with eletroshock therapy to his nuts… and santa hollars out… NOT…

“you ugly, you ugly, yo mamma said you fugly!” does anybody remember what this is from? of course you dont, so imma tell you. its from this old ass movie staring goldie hahn and a buncha other niggas who i cant remember right now. and it was called WildCatz. it was about a female football…

is it me? or do snoop and pharell come with the dryest proformances ever? dont get me wrong, i love snoop and pharell both, drop it like its hot is my shit. but them two niggas on stage…. gotdamn. fuck it, just play the video on the big screen. shit.

man… isnt seeing people you went to highschool with the most awkward shit to ever happen? you know, like if you aint seen em in a long time. and they walk up on you, and they like “HEY!” and you gotta step back and try to remember who the fuck this person is… then you…

pardon me… im sorta blowed. but im convinced i make perfect sense. recently, ive been watching the food channel more and more… because my room mate always has it on. why? she is trying to learn how to cook. shes actually made some pretty good shit. However, previously… like a month and a half ago……

I always feeeel like… somebodies waaaaaatchin mmmeeeeee i think the nigga that sung that song was a victim of a parking lot stalker. he was probably at some mall, this time of the year. the busiest shopping time of the year. he was probably done shopping, walking back to his vehicle. and all of a…

AH YEA! My Raiders beat the broncHoes!!!! in the snow, no less… it goes down. they aint having the greatest season, but as long as they beat the fuckin brochoes… its alright. i DO realize they split the season series… and i DO realize that the raiders aint going to the playoffs. but! as long…

… or it could be the 4th… but im not sure. im blowed at the moment… excuse me. So yea… The 3rd Annual Blowed Giving will be held this thursday… traditionally celerbrated by most as ThanksGiving. but since i dont partake in thanksgiving… and since alot of my friends dont, but everybody has the day…

so im posted up watching my dvr, watching scrubs n shit… then i get a call. its 3am mind you. but my cell phone rings… i put my show on pause. dvr stands for digital video recorder… so basiclly, i tivo’d my shit. scrubs is one of my favorite shows. i catch up on back…