Uhmah Park

Category: On GP (General Purposes)

  • The Pampered Black Man

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    Reading “pampered black man” youre probably thinking some shit like this shit to the left. But I assure you. I live in LA, its never cold enough to dress like that, and I still have anxiety from the gang problem we used to have out here, there aint no way in the FUCK id roll…

  • Bitch Slapped

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    This politics shit is gutty across so many planes on so many levels. I Think imma fuck around and be sad once its all over… Oh wait… no Im not lol.

  • Off The Wall

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    Id say about 40% of the time, I write blog entries just for the titles lol. There is only one person that knows that about me though. (along with everybody that just read this just now) Anyway, with that said… this shit right here is the fucking GUTS. Some people on my Buddy list make…

  • Negative Shit

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    Usually, taking a crap is suppose to provide some relief to your bowels, guts and what not. But have you ever taken a shit, and got up from the toilet and didnt feel like you walked away with a positive experience. Dont really even blame your self… give the toilet a dirty ass look. Like…

  • Ante UP!

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    For all you blood sucking, leeching ass, capitalizing on a niggas generosity fucks who was on a niggas rapid share account. lol Its time for you niggas to Ante Up! Shit needs to be re-newed. LOL yall know a nigga doesnt really mind, but put some doe in a nigga pocket if youre gonna use…

  • ARRRG!!! Pandemic of Modation Sweeps White Community

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    Ive been laughing to myself all day. I live in a white neighborhood, and there were a bunch of Mitt Romney signs posted around here. Which was kind of alarming first of all. It kind of told me a little bit more about the people I swerve around when I decide to leave the house.…

  • Everybody Thinks This Is Me

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    Even some people that know very very well think this is me. Which only proves me to that nobody pays attention to me at all, but whatever. Its the guts tho, I make more money than them same muthafuckas lol. But Im the loser. Apartment ass niggas lol. I dont smoke THAT much. I just…

  • Mail It In Fridays

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    My cousin JD and I have phrases and terminology we use (as well as the rest of my friends) that say alot. One of those things is “Mail It In Friday’s” (or cash it in…) This comes from those times where its a Thrusday night, and maybe youre planning on getting some work done on…

  • Ebony And Ivory

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    …. And the “Nigga What Are You Doing? Award” for the month of November 2007, goes to Micheal damn Jackson. This is like Brittney not wearing draws to the club and letting TMZ know what time she was gonna leave and how many drinks she would have probably had by nights end. This shit is…

  • HalloWieners

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    I hate halloween. The only consession that halloween offers is all the females dressed up all slut like. But a quick BOOOOO for all you girls who try to dress up like sluts but still fail miserably and or the girls who should be trying to be slutty at all because its gross, you make…