Uhmah Park

Category: On GP (General Purposes)

  • Dont Be Mad / UPS Is Hirin’

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    Youre mad because my style/ youre admirin’ Dont Be Mad / UPS Is Hirin’ – Biggie – excerpt from the greatest verse in hiphop ever, yea I said it! So there is this rapper on the east coast named Ransom, dont know who he is? Me either, Im a West Coaster and everything out there…

  • There Are Two Guys On My Roof Right Now…

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    … and they are having a conversation. Would it be rude of me to ease drop? Who cares, these muthafuckas are on MY roof. For what reason? I have no clue. (turns out they were clearing leafs out of the gutter) I live in a little condo village or what have you. So I hope…

  • Guilt Free Racisim For Everyone!

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    I know for sure, Im not the only person out there who watches Cavemen on ABC. I might be one of two Black people that watch this show though, because out of most of my friends that Ive polled (the majority of whom happen to be Black like myself) none of them watch the show.…

  • 10 Years of Fuckery

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    Yahoo mail turned 10 years old the other day, can you believe that shit? Here it is, a tool alot of people rely on for their day to day. And its only 10 years old. Amazing. I remember when they first launched this bullshit. I never really liked it. They improved it a bunch of…

  • The Pathetic Bowl

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    First off I would like to say that I have a natural disdain for Notre Dame. I love to see them struggle and lose over and over again (although I did fall asleep on this game). So them starting off 0 – 3 is super fuckin great. Not only are they winless but touchdownless. Dont…

  • Please Enjoy This Music While Your Party Is Reached

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    Have you ever tried to call some one on their cell phone and heard the phrase: Please enjoy this music while youre party is reached. This is potentially the worst shit ever. Because what happens when the song that comes on is some song you hate, and youre calling one of them muthafuckas that ALWAYS…

  • Pistol Grip Pump

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    I was raised in the hood called what the diffrence The brothers in the hood be chivalrous So I rest defense on my ligaments Pistol grip pump on my lap, riskin it Full life living it, never giving it back Too late for slipping, so slack up On my lap its on your lips so…

  • Oh, Im on the toilet

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    Have you…. for whatever reason… been yanked out of your peaceful sleep because you had to take a vicious shit? If you havent, lucky you. But this has happen to me several times. And please believe me its wack EVERY single time, no matter the reason you have to take the vicious shit lol. To…

  • OJ Live On The Platform

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    Until monday night, from this current night… You can actually see me live on Internet TV, on The Platform (NSFW) a hip-hop show on PrimetimeUncensored. Put a person to the blog or what have you. You can watch me talk shit, and have a problem sitting still, and laughing way too hard. whatever lol. You…

  • Supreme Modation

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    I was talking to my good friend Dell, who has a similar background as myself, but really didnt stick to the demographic he was born into. kinda like my self. and we were talking about different we were from then to now. as ive gotten older, and started to make more money and do better…