ok… so im more than flagrantly unsober. but im thinking that what im about to say, explains alot.
so i recorded the 05 BET Awards…
and its no secert that both Mariah Carrey and Luaren Hill didnt sound like themselves. and thats all imma say about that….
but i think i know why they why they didnt sound thier respective normal selves.
i think its because, missy had a blunt backstage…. and got luaren hill and mariah carrey hella blowed before the show started.
thats the only thing that makes since… luaren was up there hot as FUCK… sweatin and shit. she had that BIG ass muthafuckin bow… the koopa troopa wig n shit. covered from head to toe… looked like she couldnt breathe n shit. When you face a blunt… youre gonna sound like that, look all hot and constricted in some shit like that. its the blunt tellin all on you, real bad.
and then mariah… i HEAR her mic was fucked up. but she didnt come thru really either… and she know it. she was up there lookin like she was too blowed to be trying to dish out that stellar proformance lol. and her voice was all raspy and fading n shit. come on… if that aint the blunt talking, i dont know what is…
but that is the only thing that is making sense to me right now.
and real quick… john ledgend has to be gay. and i refuse to believe other wise.
i also dont like that ordinary people shit. i dont care how much it sound like ribbons in the sky! gotdammit.
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13 responses to “I Have A Theory”
lol……you must have either been blowed, tired, or drunk when you wrote this…lol
why do i get the feeling that you would slap john legend if you were ever face to face with him?
i think john legend makes you uncomfortable for some reason…
i was gonna say something but i got thrown off by that last comment. *gasp* what’s that all about?
hi oj. dang, i havent been on here and commented in a GOOD minute. how ya been??
well i agree. i said that mariah sounded tuuurible as all hell to when it aired. i said she was probably having midnight smokes with whitney or something. and lauryn, i don’t think she that bad…just not like the l-boogie we know. i have to agree with you that she’s probably all bluntly smoked out. b/c after all, she IS married to a marley right? and those rastafarans aren’t no joke when it comes to the mary j. lol.
and j. legend? umm? i think he’s a lil feminine to. but we’ll find out sooner or later i guess? i do however like “ordinary people” though (so boo @ you for hating it). but i guess by making that comment alone has clearly scarred me for life of every coming back to your site again, huh?…lol.
and LOL @ all those damn penis enlargement comments. wow? umm? shoot, there’s spam stalkers on blogs now? LOL.
dang this ish is getting long, let me go…lol…
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