Tag: OJs Shitty Advice
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OJ’s Shitty Advice: Kept it warm for ya
Q: Dear OJ, What do I do if I get to the restroom and all the stalls are taken? This is a great question. Here is the very first thing that you should do and be your frist priority: DONT SHIT ON YOUR SELF!! Wait for an available stall. Do a dance, walk in circles, do what…
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OJs shitty advice: Did you take your pants off holmes?
Im a tall guy; im six feet, six inches tall. So its not a problem for me to look over a bath room stall wall. At a glance, I wouldnt see anybody taking a shit, typing out a blog entry, waiting for this friday to be over already. But i can at least see the…
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OJ’s Shitty Advice: The Middle Stall
One day, I was sitting on the toilet and I had an idea, like a lot of people do when they are posted on the toilet. I figure that since I’m not afraid to take a shit in a public restroom and I know some many people who absolutely refuse to under any and every…