The Ledgend of the Gouch

The Ledgend of the GOOCH

So… last week… me and syl was watchin tv… then out of now where… syls starts to notice this LOUD ASS cricket gettin, this nigga is makin a bunch of damn noise

we couldnt turn up tha TV to drown this muhfucka out…

fuck it… imma look for him on some assassination shit…

5 min of a half ass search…..

tha gouch is still cherpin loud as shit…

fuck it.

next day… we tried to escape the gouch… went in my room to watch tv….

why this muhfucka come in MY ROOM… Chripin loud as fuck?!!?!?

muthafucka!

still couldnt find his ass….

fuck it… switched rooms… closed tha door…

next muthafucking day

my cousin RJ is over…

and tha nigga is gonna stay tha night…

we in my room kickin it… crackin jokes n shit…. niggas gettin ready to black out…

Syl ass knock on tha door…

tha cricket is keepin me up!

its like 3

we cant hear tha muhfucka… we busy talkin shit…

so we get up… and look for this damn kricket…

Mind you ever time we look for it… he shut up….

anyway… we lookin… he shut up

we dubed him “the gouch”

Because he was a pain in the ass… and we couldnt find his ass for shit!! And since nobody ever really seen tha gouch ( from different strokes just incase im spelling tha shit fucked up or yall muthafuckas dont remember ) so fuck it… thas his name…

as soon as we have up tho…

tha mufhucaks blew it bad…

started chripin RIGHT BY ME!

i was kinda insulted… moved some shit…

Assassinated the gouch with that size 13 shell toe to tha back of the neck

CRUNCH!!! that muhfucka was BIG

no more gooch lol

i just wanna know how tha muhfucka got in… dammit.

Side note: i was spelling it Gouch and not Gooch… i basically blew it… i was tired… my bad… if this post still says gouch anywhere in it… just ignore it and move on. lol