Tag: gutty-shit
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The Damn Shit Fuck Truck, Built Like A Damn Rock!
During my senior year in high school, I used to drive a ’88 Ford Ranger that my dad gave me. I used to drive this truck around Fontana, California like a complete MAD MAN! Anybody that would ride with me would find themselves saying “damn shit for fuck over and over again” as the homie…
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When Getting Your Car Back Is Simply Not Enough: The Trunk Monkey
http://www.youtube.com/v/RCUBxgdKZ_Y This has got to be one of the greatest commercial series of all time. The first time I saw one of these commercials, I was up late watching The Daily Show or something and the one where the guy was trying to steal the car came on. When the Monkey pulled out the mini…
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What In The Hell Is Goin On In The WWE These Days
I havent watched the WWE in years. Every since the Rock left, it just got super lame. It was already lame as hell, but I dont know, the Rock made that shit watchable. This shit here tho, I hope its funny to me tomorrow. Because I’m pretty blowed right now, and this shit has me…
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Off The Wall
Id say about 40% of the time, I write blog entries just for the titles lol. There is only one person that knows that about me though. (along with everybody that just read this just now) Anyway, with that said… this shit right here is the fucking GUTS. Some people on my Buddy list make…
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Everybody Thinks This Is Me
Even some people that know very very well think this is me. Which only proves me to that nobody pays attention to me at all, but whatever. Its the guts tho, I make more money than them same muthafuckas lol. But Im the loser. Apartment ass niggas lol. I dont smoke THAT much. I just…
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HalloWieners
I hate halloween. The only consession that halloween offers is all the females dressed up all slut like. But a quick BOOOOO for all you girls who try to dress up like sluts but still fail miserably and or the girls who should be trying to be slutty at all because its gross, you make…
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Dont Be Mad / UPS Is Hirin’
Youre mad because my style/ youre admirin’ Dont Be Mad / UPS Is Hirin’ – Biggie – excerpt from the greatest verse in hiphop ever, yea I said it! So there is this rapper on the east coast named Ransom, dont know who he is? Me either, Im a West Coaster and everything out there…
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There Are Two Guys On My Roof Right Now…
… and they are having a conversation. Would it be rude of me to ease drop? Who cares, these muthafuckas are on MY roof. For what reason? I have no clue. (turns out they were clearing leafs out of the gutter) I live in a little condo village or what have you. So I hope…
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Guilt Free Racisim For Everyone!
I know for sure, Im not the only person out there who watches Cavemen on ABC. I might be one of two Black people that watch this show though, because out of most of my friends that Ive polled (the majority of whom happen to be Black like myself) none of them watch the show.…
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Reaching Out To The Black Kayaking Enthusiast
My homeboy Dell showed me this earlier. This shit was so funny I couldnt even fucking laugh. I really held back my laughter because I was afraid I wouldnt stop for a while; and or fucking suffocate my self, either or. Im posting this for some of my favorite people. The ones that find this…