Category: FTL
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How NOT To Operate A Catapult
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY! FOREVER MORE!!! I’d say this seems like something that would have happen to a Black person. But I dont think any logical Black person would waste some perfectly good watermelon like this LOL. I probably would though. I dont like watermelon at all. What makes this so great is how…
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Rap Music isnt only affecting our youth
Do I have to mention that the driver is missing a whole LOT of teeth? The driver has “Summer Teeth”. Some are here, some are there lol. Her mouth looks like a haunted graveyard There is nothing good in this whole video, except that its hilarious overall lol. This has to be one of the…
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Go Play In Traffic!
I could go in on this guy all gotdamn day long…. But then I’d feel like I was just as dumb as he is, for spending all that time cracking jokes on this dude when I could be smoking and replaying this shit, laughing like a muthafucka. But that truck didnt seem all that anxious…
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Reverse Information At Its Finest
This Hornitos commercial is the best 16 second commercial ever. It gives a very interesting awkward story in less than 16 seconds. So first this guy comes in feeling super proud of his self for smashing some super hot Couger the night before. Then like the cool guy he is, he hands the bottle of…
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Ron Washington Needs A Life Coach
So Ron Washington, manager of the Texas Rangers was outted for his Cocaine usage. Which he claims was just once. Mind you this man is 57 years old. And at the age of 57 he decided to try Cocaine. The millionares who own/run the Texas Rangers some how still trust this man to make choices…
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Unsexy Back
This looks like everything Justin Timberlake was not talking about in his song ‘Sexy Back’ I see this and I have to ask my self, what does one have to eat to obtain such a frame? Gummi worms and hogmogs? shit. what does the front of her look like? Maybe shes so ugly, her titties…
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Trying to buss a beter nut than God intended – FTL!
In July of last year Ralph Santiago, age 31 manged to suffocate himself by accident. Mr Santiago was found dead in the men’s bathroom of his brand new job. Thats right. His second day on the job, he was found in the mens bathroom by the guy following his shift. He worked as a security…
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The Philadelphia Eagles: The Come Back – FTL!!
Poor Donovan. I actually like Donovan McNabb, although he has absolutely no real Grit. Which is a crying ass shame, because he is pretty damn good. I have to admit, I left at half time of this game, to catch an Ikea sale. Fuck it, they were getting their asses kicked. I didnt possibly think…