Uhmah Park

Category: Guttie Shit

  • My Extra Late 2011 Grammy Awards Commentary

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    I realize this is super late. But I was recently reminded by a friend that I failed to post this to my blogger the first time they asked me. I took a screen shot and never did it. My bad lol. Reading back over this thought, I have to admit, I laughed at this shit…

  • too low for you fat hoes

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    One day random day, Im driving through these Los Angeles streets and I pull up on a low rider (I don’t remember what kind of car it was) and I noticed the words “too low for you fat hoes” across the back of the trunk. What really made this hilarious to me is that the…

  • Never Say No To The Panda

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    If you know me, you know I love commercials. I fancy myself a Commercial Critic, even. This shit here?!?!?!?! This is possibly the funniest commercial series there EVER was, EVER in the history of EVER for as long as there is an EVER. I dont even want to break this video down. Its one of…

  • Clearly Ray Lewis has lead with way too many times

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    These Ray Lewis Old Spice commercials are on some other shit. How this man agreed to this and was OK with the finished product can only mean that he has lead with his head when tackling A LOT of times. At least he is smart enough to try to not stink. Or so Old Spice…

  • Snail Joke

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    One day on The Daily Show or the Colbert Report, I heard this joke and I wanted to share it with you all. One night, late at night. A man is in his house, in his bed and just when he had gotten comfortable; Out of no where there is a loud knock on the…

  • Instruct Me How To Douglass

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    I made this for negro twitter… There was another graphic like this, that featured some white guy who I didnt bother to find out who he was. Im sure he name was something about a douglas. But I thought to myself… If I dont know who the fuck this is, there has to be alot…

  • Is Wayne Brady gonna have to take it to the bridge on a bitch?!

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    YES!!! HE IS!!!!!! Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson This is the greatest most random shit the internet has seen in a while!!! Bobby Brown even showed his ass up! This is the most shared video on facebook ive ever seen. Mike Tyson makes this video everything it can…

  • Think Pink

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    THAYNK PAYNK NYIGGAH!!!! This is what my cousin Drew says when he see’s me. For whatever reason, this nigga thinks I resemble the Pink Panther. Not just by the way I look, but my demeaner and every about me. Especially when I’ve been smoking. Shits hilarious. I’ve dissmissed this notion so much, that he really…

  • Loochie Ice – Rap Money

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    Money Money Money! CASH CASH CASH!!! Rap Like This, cuz its my Contract! We made this in 1999 and the same shit is STILL going on today. It could be me, but this shit doesnt sound dated at all lmao. It never has lol. This shit could have been made yesterday and be just as…

  • The OG Locc Em Down Freestyle

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    Way back in 1996 / 97, during my senior year of high school, I only have 4 classes all year. But instead of going home all the time, I’d go hang out in one of the homies classes to shoot the shit. I had all electives my senior year. I had nothing to do. One…