Uhmah Park

Category: Guttie Shit

  • I love it when people dont realize theyre being mocked.

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    Hide Ya Kids Hide Ya Wife… So this guy Antoine Dodson helps his sister fight off a rapist after the rapist climbed through her window in the middle of the night. The news shows up and whats to interview this man about what happen. This is how it turned out: Awesome right? Well alot of…

  • You Could Have A Piece Of My Love, Dumb Bitch

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    It surprises me the number of people dont know about the fabled “Dumb Bitch” moment in Guys ‘Piece Of My Love’. Shits hilarious. Its right in the beginning of the song.

  • Al Jerreau Hospitalized

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    So Al Jerreau was hospitalized today. My nigga Calvin (@killacal13) had this to contribute: Followed by Vina: @KillaCal13 @odotjdot Man as soon as I read Al Jerreau, that commercial came to mind! They taught me the Big Mac recipe! just thought id share!

  • I Feel U Muggin Me Cuz!

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    From top to bottom. Take everything in, then I’ll point out every thing you might have missed. Mi’Mi is clearly this girls moms or somebody, I some how missed that. But “365 days and coming” who says that? I was thinking maybe thats some kind of positive forward thinking shit. But… NAH! Clearly somebody has…

  • Is That A Team Or A Gang

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    So I went to this place called Hennries for lunch today. And on my way out, this tall old white guy caught the back of my shirt and asked me: “so whats the vultures? Is it a gang or a team?” Trying super hard to supress my laugh, I explained to him that it was…

  • Luke Sky Waka

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    …Waka cross the street Waka dog on a leash Waka Texas Ranger Luke Sky Waka… This shit is fucking hilarious. I only know two things about Waka Flocka Flame… no three things. Everytime I see him on tv or some internet video, this man is shaking his dreads and bouncing around the stage. This man…

  • The Asian Totem Pole

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    This picture is the fucking GUTS! The elation on this lil mutahfucka face kills me every time. It was killing me when I turned and saw that shit lmao. This looks like a scene out of  some random anime cartoon pseudo action scene where one of the characters see’s something amazing, shocking or scary… and…

  • A Chance Women Can Not Afford To NOT Take!

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    This report, publish by one of the most respected news organizations in the world, is saying that giving head and swallowing a couple of times a week. Forty Percent! At 40% thats a chance no woman can afford not to take! I can understand if you dont have a man. But as a married woman,…

  • The Damn Shit Fuck Truck, Built Like A Damn Rock!

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    During my senior year in high school, I used to drive a ’88 Ford Ranger that my dad gave me. I used to drive this truck around Fontana, California like a complete MAD MAN! Anybody that would ride with me would find themselves saying “damn shit for fuck over and over again” as the homie…

  • Nerdy Star Wars Joke FTW!

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    Im a big Star Wars fan, so this is pretty gotdamn funny to me. The coldest Star War joke, possible… EVER! lol Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru Action Figures LMAO! Gotdammit this shit is the fucking guts! I’d fucking buy this!!