Category: Guttie Shit
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George Bush Doesnt Like To Touch Black People
I hate when I take a break from the news and miss good shit. After shaking hands with a Hatian, George Bush wiped his hand off on Bill Clinton. You cant make up shit like this and Im so mad I missed this when it was a breaking story. But apparently alot of other people…
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When Getting Your Car Back Is Simply Not Enough: The Trunk Monkey
http://www.youtube.com/v/RCUBxgdKZ_Y This has got to be one of the greatest commercial series of all time. The first time I saw one of these commercials, I was up late watching The Daily Show or something and the one where the guy was trying to steal the car came on. When the Monkey pulled out the mini…
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JD vs The Whisspy Mullet and The Tall Midget
On the way to pick up some medicine, one random day in 2007, JD decided to turn on the camera and record our on going conversation… http://www.youtube.com/v/9Q7mVMzHxp0 This shit was hilarious. A bunch of shit happen this day. This was only a fraction lol. But for the life of me, I cant make out what…
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The Ledgend Of Black Ice
In High School, we had a homeboy who we named Black Ice. We damn near dont know how to call this man by his real name. Its just Black Ice. And here is the story, presented by my cousin RJ As it turns out, the nigga that called me was the homie Wendell who actually…
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We Were Bad But Now Were Good, Were Moving Into Your Neighborhood
… were not here to start no trouble. I present to you the sex offender shuffle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48 Deep in my heart, i know this is a joke. But a giant piece of me doesnt want it to be!!! I still havent been able to laugh at this. Way too gutty. There is way too much…
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Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
This is the best shit ever. If you watch 30 Rock, then you already know how ridiculous the show is. They only showed a bars worth of the music video for this song. But it was so fucking hilaroius i looked it up to see if it was a real song. Turns out… it is.…
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This is why I watch MSNBC
I remember the day I stopped watching CNN. Out of all the TV I watch, the News would make up about 80% of the tv I tune into. I used to just watch headline news until the wacko shows came on. Then when Obama won Iowa, I switched to CNN. For about 3 weeks. Then…
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I will buy anything Justin Timberlake endorses
Not really, but yea. This commercial is Hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo5gbTirdn4 With the added guttyness of Peyton Manning, its impossible to go wrong! Sadly this advertising effort will not result in me buying a Bravia. I have a love / hate relationship with Sony electronics. Although I do hear that this tv would play nice with my…
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I Know R. Kelly Doo Doo Butter When I See It!
“this is the remix edition… to a song about pissin…” Dear Nutella, I know R Kelly’s Doo Doo Butter when I see it! Ive laughed at that Dave Chappelle skit way too many times not to! What the hell is this stuff anyway? Is it chocolate? And if it is… why in the hell would…